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FNB Business Banking 101 #FNB #Business #Banking

Firstly, sorry for not writing this sooner; I could have saved someone like @saulkza (http://twitter.com/saulkza/status/15413382885) some hassles; so in the interest in saving others, I have decided to write a brief post about my FNB business banking experience…

Contents:

1. What happened to me
2. What you should do

1. What happened to me

1.1 Account Creation
- I walked into the “Business Banking” section ( what was written on the “reception sign” ).
- I waited awhile before someone noticed me and invited me to their cubicle.
- I was told that my account would be created the next day by the dude in the cubicle.
- The next day, I was told that my account wasn’t created yet and that I’m being referred to a “Commercial Banker“.
- I phoned the “Commercial Banker” who said that they could come out to my business.
-> I said “nah, lets meet at the actual FNB branch”

- I met with the “Commercial Banker” at the FNB branch inside the “Business Banking” section
-> Signed a whole load of documents
-> He said that he would call me when the account is created; then I would be able to take the account number and get a debit card as well as being able to apply for a cheque card.

- I waited 1 week; then I phoned the “Commercial Banker” who said it’s still being processed and that he would call me when it’s ready.

- 2 weeks later I call him again and said to me that the account was created and that he already gave me the account number ( I’m guessing that they marked it on the system? ), so he said that he would give it to me again and that I could take it into the branch and get my debit card and apply for a cheque card.

1.2 Account Cards & Internet Banking
- So I went back into the branch the next day and waited in the queue marked “Card Collection” for 30 minutes only to be told that they don’t handle business cards and to go to the general enquiries queue.
- I joined the now long general enquiries queue.
- 45 minutes later and I was ready to go go go!
- The general enquiries dude (GED) was clued up hey…
- Firstly, there was missing information on the application of my account, so the account was frozen (brrr, before it even started?!)
- The GED helped me unfreeze it by getting the required docs and making me sign and initial the bunch of them.
- After that ( which took some time ), I was awarded a Business Debit Card (woohoo!)
- But before I was able to get internet banking, I had to deposit some dosh into the account to activate it; the teller section was closed but another FNB guy helped me deposit using the new ATM machine ( it accepts notes in a fancy rolling thingy – kudos to the FNB guy who helped, he was deaf btw )
- I went back to my GED and got the internet banking activated.
- It was closing time, in fact, the doors were closed.
- I went home and was able to create my online banking profile at www.fnb.co.za, phew!
- I decided to leave the cheque card for another time ~ bleh!
- Side note: get there early if ya wanna have a quicker experience; mine lasted 3 hours! (from 2-5pm)

1. What you should do

Account Creation, Cards & Internet Banking
- Forget the reception sign that says “Business Banking”
- Walk to the “blue glass window sections” and queue there ( I know business banking is not listed there, have no clue why?!  )
- Ask to start a business account
- The person there should be able to setup a business account with you within a day or two ( so I’m told by the GED who helped me out )
- If all else fails, go find your own GEDude(tte) and they will definitely sort you out ( the yellow section ).

Hope this helps any other potential FNB business clients.

TM

“Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave”

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Google Celebrates Pac Man 30th Aniversary… #Google #PacMan #PlayGooglesPacManGame

In case you haven’t figured it out, just hit the “Insert Coin” button to start playing! : )

…and if ya hit it again, your partner can play too! :D

…enjoy!

TM

Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave

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Banking Experience v1.2

May 10, 2010 1 comment

So it has been quite some time since I have heard anything from FNB ( they said they would get back to me ), I decided to check on them. They said they “told me already” and a little while along the conversation, they ask me, “so you didn’t get the SMS?”; if by you saying “told me”, meant that you assumed an SMS reached me, then, you definitely did not “tell” me!

Anyhow, the account is open, and as usual, life must go on.

 

Some of the things the banks have taught me…

First rule of banking: there is no such thing as perfect banking.

Rule two: if you want a status update on anything, do it yourself, waste that extra time and energy to find out what is happening and to make sure that nothing has been lost into the aether.

Rule three: never assume that someone is going to get what they say they will do, done quickly or within the quoted time.

Rule four: stay calm when approached with human/system error; crying over the spilt milk never helps anyone.

Rule five: work at moving forward, the past is that what it is, it can only help you with the future but won’t help anyone in the present.

 

TM

always be

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Error..call your admin, uninstall..call your admin..erm, but I am! #AdobeAIR

April 16, 2010 Leave a comment

I wasn’t able to run an AIR app recently, so I checked for an AIR update; when I downloaded it and tried to install it, I got an error about me not being an admin and that I should call the admin.

I then resorted to uninstalling my Adobe AIR by using the Adobe AIR Uninstaller (duh!) found in Applications/Utilities but I still got the same error after running it!

 

Consequently, after browsing through Adobe’s support forums, I found nothing; then in like the tenth post of a forum ( can’t remember which ), I found something that I tweaked a bit that finally worked!

So this is what I did:

  1. Open Terminal
  2. cd /Library/Frameworks
  3. ls
  4. sudo rm -R “Adobe AIR.framework”
  5. Quit the Terminal
  6. Run the Adobe AIR Installer

 

TM

Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave.

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Banking Experience v1.1

April 15, 2010 Leave a comment

[ Initial Post ~ http://www.tigermunky.com/banking-experience-v10 ]

 

Right, so just to update you on my experience of opening up an FNB Business Banking account thus far…

 

8 April (Thur) – Visited FNB Branch.

12 April (Mon) – Met with a Business account consultant, signed a lot of documents.

15 April (Thur) – Confirmed that my account should be created by the end of today.

22 April (Thur) – ETA of my paperwork confirmed and a copy sent to my branch. Should be able to get my debit and cheque card as well as internet banking on this day.

 

If everything goes well, the whole process would have essentially taken 10 business days.

 

In terms of PayPal info, I would say it is pretty scarce at this stage; what I have been told, is that I won’t have to get a separate PayPal account and that my FNB account will be able to upgrade/attach that service; hopefully will be able to clarify and get more info when I get my internet banking online.

 

TM

Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave.

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a few snippets of the real Julius Malema vs Debora Patta on 3rd Degree (YTube: Pt 1-3)…

April 12, 2010 Leave a comment

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=hM8G6-WJrSQ

 

 

 

 

TM

 

Julius, you never cease to amaze me

 

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Just watched this again! ( 10th time : )…

April 9, 2010 Leave a comment

Can’t get over how awesome it is!

 

 

TM

Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave.

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Categories: Fun, Life

Say no to the average! …

April 4, 2010 Leave a comment

One of my favourite ads…

 

 

TM

We will not be average!

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Sooo AwEsOmE!

March 29, 2010 Leave a comment

TM

“Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave”

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Awesome Ad! ~ http://bit.ly/NGCAd-If-LiveCurious <– always

March 20, 2010 Leave a comment

: )

 

 

 

TM

“fantastic!”

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